gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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