But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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