Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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