YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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