You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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