I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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