For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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