do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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