had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize