I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
