R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
