I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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