i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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