Buhtt sex?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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