Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
