took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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