hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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