We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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