2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Operation Purity has been aborted
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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