The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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