Sponge bath it is.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize