you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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