Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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