is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
