But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There r osticjed everywhere
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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