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  • I like the dumbass who wrote dunbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:41am
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  • not true. i'm never too drunk to send a coherent text. high texting on the other hand...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:00am
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  • ......you should see a doctor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:36am
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  • ummm maybe she's talking about the sexual act...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:55pm
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  • Fake, not funny, judging the OP, have nothing witty to say. Sincerely, no longer anonymous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:25am
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  • why would people tidy up the texts to put on this site? thats half the enjoyment (decyphering the text that is)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • That's fucking funny I can totally see that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:01pm
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  • who cares if it is fake, it's funny and that's the point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:36am
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  • did you use a live fish?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:20am
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  • Then how are u texting dunbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:03am
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  • ew. 7:54 i'm 100% with you on puking now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:50pm
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  • Toaster oven, man. Make that shit in a toaster oven. Microwave will definately make that tuna melt soggy. And whatever you do DONT put pickles in the tuna! Why the fuck would anybody put pickles in the tuna?! It ruins everything and it's disgusting! I want a bagel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:27pm
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  • im gonna puke....urbandictionary deffinition of alabama tuna melt=grossest thing ever put in writing. ugh u cant unlearn that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:42pm
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  • The only way tuna sandwiches are good is with tons of pickles NOT toasted. Trust me im a sandwich artist :0 )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:58pm
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  • Bullshit. If you are drunk enough to draw blood while putting a sandwich in a microwave you are too drunk to coherantly text. You sir, faked this text, and I hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:02am
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  • Googled the sex act, I think I'll go puke now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 7:54pm
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  • I think it's a chick and she got her period spontaneously while making a sandwich.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:39am
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  • Isn't that just a sandwich?! How the fuck do u bleed from making a sandwich?!? Haha some people r crazy lol -Lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:39am
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  • ...this is why you should always use protection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:46am
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  • It so wasn't a fake, i just tidied up the typos before i put it up here! Doi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:52pm
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