? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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