AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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