So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
