This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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