she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This is the high leading the old right now
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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