Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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