it was like his penis was on wheels.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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