Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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