Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I forget how to act sober
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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