Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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