i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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