Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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