Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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