I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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