the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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