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  He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.

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• The appropriate time would've been at the very beginning; but then only someone with morals would know that...

  Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 3:41pm

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• Dallas, Debbiedoes. Pleased to meat you.

  Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 7, 12 at 6:45pm

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  • Cannabislector...hilarious. I can't stop laughing!

    Submitted by soccer360 on Sep 7, 12 at 7:30pm

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• Which is the real you: you, or "Dallas"? Face it, you enjoy being slutty but feel guilty about it so you had to invent this alternate personality. If you're going to be a slut then own it.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 7, 12 at 9:30pm

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• Don't worry, you reject him since he treats you so well. You'll end up with some guy with more muscles than brains and you cover the bruises with a fragrance-free, hypoallergenic concealer with a yellow base.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 2:33am

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• Just go to Vegas and he'll never know

  Submitted by dannie1288 on Sep 8, 12 at 9:35am

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• Dallas from thee southern belle?

  Submitted by trappenjonez on Sep 7, 12 at 4:11pm

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• Dallas from Teen Mom 2? Oh this is good..

  Submitted by derpette_mcgee on Sep 8, 12 at 3:43pm

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