oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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