its not stalking. its research.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
