I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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