So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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