I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
