There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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