When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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