if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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