): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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