I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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