I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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