do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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